Is life on earth as we know it over? Has Rosie O gone republican and married Newt Gringrich? Has Britney bought a van and a hair brush? Is Paris shopping at the Gap and and driving between the lines?
Have we really stooped that low? Has it really come to this?
Not sure who Newt Gingrich is, because I am Australian... Newts here are little lizards. Rosie O wouldn't marry a little lizard, because that's not her "thing"... so we're safe on that score.
Paris is not shopping at gap and driving between the lines, she's driving lines of blow up through the gap in her nostrils.
And as for Brittney... where do we start? She had a brush with Van (Morrison) at some groovy club in the Village didn't she?
Have we really stooped that low? Has it really come to this?
Honey, calm down. No Rosie isn't Republican and hasn't married anyone. Paris still isn't allowed to drive and Britney hasn't brushed her hair. All is right in the world.
Have we really stooped that low? Has it really come to this?
Yes'em. It's over.
Have we really stooped that low? Has it really come to this?
Calm down Aunt B! It will be all right! I don't think any of this has happened yet! I did however hear that Opie is going to marry Rosie O AND Andy is going to marry Brittany! Poor old Barney locked himself in the jail cell again with Paris! Better get the keys and get him out!
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